Pizza Hut Desperation

In this modern world filled with magazines which are themselves filled with skinny models which are themselves filled with lettuce and absolutely nothing else, fast food is dying out.

No-one eats burgers or pizza anymore, preferring the five-a-day delights of apples and oranges and salad leaves. Everything is fat-free, sugar-free, probiotic, low-calorie; and greasy, fatty foods just don't get a look in.

So praise Pizza Hut, for their new advertising campaign: "A free happy ending with every stuff-crusted pizza!"

Is this how desperate the fast food industry has come; to be offering sexual favours to it's customers if they just come in and buy a pizza? Come on Pizza Hut! Have some dignity!

On a totally separate note, I'll be having pizza tomorrow. To support the fast food industry, not for any other reason.

:P

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