Buddy Christ

What I SHOULD have said to the person in Edinburgh who asked if I was "personal friends with Jesus":

• "No. I don't make it a habit to befriend imaginary people. Not after the whole Santa episode."
• "Yes, and the bastard owes me money! If you see him around, tell him Chris wants what he owes me or I'll send the boys in!"
• "I was. Until he broke my heart!"
• "J-Money?! How is my main man?"
  

:P

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