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- Why have a person signing in the corner of a TV screen when subtitles could be just as useful and less distracting? Surely they aren't implying there are people who can sign and not read?
- Similar Note: Why have someone sign to a music video? Isn't that just rubbing it in?
- Another Similar Note: Do all deaf people watch their TV in the early hours of the morning?
- If Justin Timberlake is 'bringing sexy back', who is he accusing of taking it away?
- Is Dr Dre an actual doctor and, if not, is it legal for him to go under that name? What if someone had a heart attack?
- Aren't Nickelback already rockstars?
- Assuming evolution is correct, what did slugs evolve from that was somehow less advanced then what they are right now?
- Isn't all music 'dance' music? What else are you supposed to do to it?
- If light travels at greater speed than sound, does it make a noise when it breaks the sound barrier?
- If Spiderman can stick to walls, why doesn't he stick to himself?
- If no-one buys a ticket to a film, do they still show project it?
- In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
- If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water, how did she ever bathe? Or drink tea?
- If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
- If Winnie the Pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
- What would you see if you put a mirror in front of a two-way mirror then stood at the other side of the two-way one?
- If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
- Couldn't Wile E. Coyote just order takeaway?
- Are there real people called John Doe?
- Related: If you have a name like Freely, why would you name your child Ian Peter? Are you just cruel? Same goes for Emma Lester, Carrie Oakey, Mary Christmas or numerous others.
- Why does popcorn not count as one of our five a day? Surely it's just corn?
- Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
- Can an ex-vicar still marry people? Can he perform his own marriage?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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2 comments:
Christopher, you should think about it before asking some of these questions...
1) A vicar can marry whom ever he or she wishes. A priest however, is 'married to God'.
2) The bible would be put under Religion.
3) Nickelback are simply stating that everyone wants to be rockstars and have the stereotypical way of life that Rockstars lead. A better question would be why the lyrics 'cut my hair and change my name'? Surely Rockstars have long, headbanging-type hair.
4) Yes, I belive that all Deaf epople are in fact nocturnal.
5) I want to try that mirror thing. Where can we find a two-way mirror?
6) Another question to add to the list - Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
These are some great questions...
I've often thought about the movie projector one. Why should they play it if nobody's there? I liked the speed of light one, too.
And actually, at least here, the Bible (and any other religious book) is placed in the mythologies section.
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