Manic Monday (Drink)

Manic Monday word of the day: Drink.

"You know what? I really, really love you. You know that right?"
Caution: Alcohol may make you very, very friendly. A bit too friendly, some may say. But all they need is a hug, so go ahead. Show them some love!

"Hey! Look at me! See what I'm doing. Over here! Look!"
Caution: Alcohol may make you think that whatever you are doing right this second is the most important thing EVER. In the world. It isn't. Get down from that chair. Stop flailing your arms about like you think you can dance. Sit. Shut up. Relax. You're not any cooler than you were three drinks ago.

"In no drunk. In Tony Sober!"
Caution: Under the influence of alcohol, your garbled mess of letters that you have just entered into your phone will seem like a prize-winning essay. It isn't. Don't be surprised when the recipient replies with 'huh?' or 'what?' or 'someone has had a few too many, you big drunk!'.

"Owww!"
Caution: Alcohol can lead to hangovers which can lead to a whole world of pain. The only sensible way to solve this problem is to never stop drinking.

:P

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