Thursday 17 April 2008

Catching Flies

"You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"

I sometimes wonder why old wise people wasted their time coming up with these phrases. Of course you catch more flies with honey! For starters, it is stickier! Logic states that this simple fact alone means that more flies will be caught.

Who goes on a fly capturing enterprise and decides to use vinegar? In fact, who goes on a fly catching enterprise at all?!

Who are these people that need a large amount of flies? And for what purpose? A sinister purpose, if online conspiracy videos have taught me anything! Therefore, any advice that helps them is bad and should be avoided. I, for one, don't want a fly army taking over whilst I sleep.

Seriously people, think before you start throwing out advice that only benefits idiots!

:P

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