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When I'm standing on stage alone, I have the urge to tap dance.
When I'm watching adverts, I'm tempted to answer their questions. For example:
"Are you a homeowner?"
"No."
"Do you need an unsecured personal loan?"
"Well, I wouldn't mind one. But I don't own a house. Will you still give me one? The first question seems pointless now, really."
When I'm in a quiet library, I have the urge to swear really loudly.
When someone says anything regarding length, I have the urge to say "That's what she said!"
When I'm wearing fingerless gloves, I have the urge to pick a pocket or two.
But I resist all these urges, because otherwise people would think I'm odd.
:D
When I'm watching adverts, I'm tempted to answer their questions. For example:
"Are you a homeowner?"
"No."
"Do you need an unsecured personal loan?"
"Well, I wouldn't mind one. But I don't own a house. Will you still give me one? The first question seems pointless now, really."
When I'm in a quiet library, I have the urge to swear really loudly.
When someone says anything regarding length, I have the urge to say "That's what she said!"
When I'm wearing fingerless gloves, I have the urge to pick a pocket or two.
But I resist all these urges, because otherwise people would think I'm odd.
:D
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1 comment:
Go for it! People already think you odd.
:oP
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