Six Words Or Less (Part One)

Find below a bunch of the DVDs in my collection reviewed in six words or less. Because I'm a busy person, you're a busy person (although clearly not busy enough if you're reading this) and we need our film reviews in short concise chunks.

The list is in the order that the DVDs currently are on my shelf, with the ones scattered around my room found at the bottom of the list. Also, it doesn't include the films I own that I haven't seen.

• Angel (Complete Collection) - Vampire with soul kicks ass!
• Friends (Season 8) - Six funny people, perfectly cast.
• Futurama (Complete Collection) - As good as The Simpsons
• My Name is Earl (Season 1) - Karma is a bitch!
• Lost (Season 2) - Even more cryptic.
• League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Lots of heroes, not enough cool.
• The Day After Tomorrow - They all should have died.
• An Evening With Kevin Smith - He should do stand-up.
• Entourage (Season 1+2) - My perfect life.
• Bones (Season 2) - Angel solves crimes with skeletons.
• Dirty Sanchez - Jackass, with Welsh people.
• The Third Man - Orson Welles isn't dead.
• Spiderman - Best hero ever!
• Swingers - Vince Vaugn is skinny.
• Eddie Izzard (Sexie) - Comedy from transvestite.
• The Long Kiss Goodnight - Pre-Bourne amnesia flick.
• Ross Noble (Sonic Waffle) - Very funny, but better live
• Collateral - Tom Cruise is very, very evil.
• Antitrust - Tacked On Twist Ending.
• Churchill: The Hollywood Years - Cheesy, but knows it.
• King Kong Diaries - So that's how they made it!
• Akira - Never going to understand the ending.
• Final Fantasy: Advent Children - One long, awesome fight scene.
• Bulletproof Monk - Kung Fu for the general public.
• Hook - Fat kid rolling down stairs!
• Spaceballs - Like Star Wars, but funny.
• Wedding Singer - Funny Sandler, cute Barrymore, awesome film!
• Ghostbusters - The people you are gonna call.
• Ghostbusters 2 - The same, without the Marshmallow Man.
• Josie and the Pussycats - Guilty pleasure, with pop music.
• Orange County - Spot the cameos.
• The OC (Season 1) - Making geeks seem cool.
• Nightmare Before Christmas - Dark and musical!
• Hellboy - Cool hero, average film.
• Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle - Doesn't take itself seriously.
• Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Lemon Face. Lion Face. Hilarious!
• Chasing Amy - Ben Affleck at his best.
• Hot Fuzz - Action Genre, the British way!
• Monsters Inc. - Inventive story and a cute girl.
• Eddie Izzard (Circle) - More comedy from a transvestite.
• Clerks II - Back to the well for Smith.
• Zoolander - Stiller and Wilson. Perfect team.
• Best of 2D TV - What it says on the tin.
• The Graduate - Hoffman can't do any wrong.
• Chinatown - Best screenplay ever? Nah! Good though.
• The Big Finish - Cost fifty pence. Worth less.
• Good Morning Vietnam - Robin Williams set loose.
• Taxi Driver - De Niro is a little creepy.
• Miracle on 34th Street - Best Santa ever!
• Shanghai Noon - Jackie Chan does Wild West.
• Have I Got News For You - Funny and political. Watchable and educational.
• Serenity - I owe Joss Whedon everything!
• Underworld - Can't not make vampire cool.
• Finding Nemo - Fish can be funny. Who knew?
• American Tail - Mouse searches for parents. Finds friendship.
• The Last Kiss - Like 'Garden State' but depressing.
• Hitch - Will Smith being Will Smith.
• Amelie - Love itself, captured on film.

OK, enough for today. Bear in mind that this list is only the first of three shelves, which worries me a bit. Have I really wasted that much money on DVDs?

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